Her Hormones Are Straining The Oxen

That was the worst, wasn't it? Everything'd be going along fairly well, you'd get to Ash Hallow or something, then somebody'd get cholera and suddenly it's quittin' time: Nebraska never looked so good. Yes yes yes, restart game already.

Incidentally, I really enjoy the word 'cholera.' Like cholesterol, but deadlier. And sexier.


Except for the rampant diarrhea.

Make More Babies

Despondent teens, farmhands in heat, bonnets, log cabins, and apple pie: frontier living had it all.


Two notes:

1) sorry, Isaac, I was going to use 'Isaiah,' but it just looks awkward. As far as I know, you are not a womanizer, but you DO have the potential chromosome.

2) the only apple pie I've had in 5 years was packaged in a brown paper bag and yes, it was worth it.