Re-Hash of the Man with the Stash.

MOUstache.

Oh, Boy King

You've gotta have your priorities straight before the big sleep.

Thine Majestic Ladybugness

Scepter squeezin' with a smile an' cheezin, this monarch of the modern kitchen. Clearly, in the diminutive kingdom of mousedom, the noble ladybug resembles a winged leopard of sorts.