The only way to make something more annoying is to slap some wings on it. But they are such impassioned little cronies, frolicking about the manicured lawns in their tunics. Singing 'Hey Jude' with quivering falsettos.
Dedicated to my brother, who germinates squid bacteria for a living. He showed me how to irrigate the widdle cephalopods outta hiding. Squoosh-a-squoosh.
March 01, 2007
Now I have no qualms about being a librarian. But hopefully this job will work out: