February 08, 2010

Pass the Pemmican

For the uninitiated: Vegemite was once the principle food of the Old World, a miraculous mixture of cat bile, beer yeast and shoe polish that tasted bad on everything. Recommended for use on cardboard, cats, and crackers.

For the stout-hearted: my all-time favorite thanksgiving encounter. Land theft was a dangerous business, one best left to only the most fierce of Puritan microbes.

4 comments:

  1. Needs more Marmite.

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  2. Recommend staying clear of Britain, just to be safe.

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  3. I like the white dude picking his nose at the table

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  4. that is what we do best

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